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From the
Montana Collection
The
International Bear
The settlers of the Kootenai region found that this remote
corner of the west was home to many wild creatures. Deer, elk and fish provided vital food
staples. Bears, on the other hand, were occupational hazards for these pioneers. Bear
encounters were quite common, as evidenced by the many stories recorded over the years. Bears
in the Rockies, by Olga Johnson, is dedicated to this shared natural and human
history, with stories ranging from the terrifying to, well, the absurd...
"Which brings me finally to the saga of the International
Bear and a noted character named X.Y.Z. Jones. What the initials meant, I never learned.
He had a little cabin on the Montana side of the International Boundary where he lived the
life of Riley in a trapper's paradise.
One day a grizzly bear in British Columbia near the border
charged Jones as he was hunting a little Canadian game. Jones raced toward the safety of
his cabin but tripped over the International line. (This is his story, not mine!) As it
happened, Jones was lame, with one short leg, which he declared gave him an advantage in
racing on a circle track. He headed for a giant spruce tree and started to circulate, the
bear a close second, with its mouth wide open. Something would have to be done quickly if
he were not to become a meal for the Canadian grizzly.
Then Jones had a bright idea. Taking his box of snuff from his
jacket pocket, he tossed it back, right into the great slavering mouth of the bear. After
two laps the bear slowed down. Jones reckoned the cover was off the snuff box, and as the
snuff took effect, Jones began to gain until he was chasing the bear. He then quickly
rolled out into the brush and sneaked home. The bear, chastened and docile, limped up to
his cabin the next day, looking for more snuff -- and the legal pyrotechnics began
(according to Jones, that is).
Canadian officials charged that Jones had lured a Canadian bear
into Montana, had abused it by encouraging it to chase itself around a tree, and
furthermore, had taught said bear to use snuff, a pernicious habit not condoned for
Canadian wild-life. The United States Border Patrol made counter charges in defense of
Jones. They charged that the bear had entered the United States illegally and that it
should be deported as an undesirable citizen.
Charges and counter-charges were dropped when the bear wandered
north in the fall. When Jones was offered a charter membership in the local Ananias Club
as a result of his account of subduing the grizzly bear, he was quite offended and refused
it, insisting to all and sundry that he spoke nothing but the truth. However, I do believe
that Jones exaggerated just a bit when he said that he tripped over the International
Boundary line, which is nothing more that a cleared space marked at wide intervals by
boundary monuments."
Johnson, Olga. Bears in the Rockies.
Kootenai-Craft,
Libby, MT. 1960. pp. 36-37
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